The Lordt’s Quest
Cacheman. Lewtsman. Hero. Lordt.
In a world where nothing is as it seems, there is a man… living on the edge of the darkness… and the light.
Only the Lords of the Crystalline Skulls and their entire hordes surrounding the Dark Tower stand in the way of him reclaiming his Lady and keeping his wares. Facing danger and confusion at every turn with little coffee and less sleep, he has only his stalwart companions to aid him seek his prize and defeat his greatest foes.
For the Lady. For the Loot.
For the Quest itself.
A very funny, semi-fictional, very silly, fairly rude, and fully fantastical interpretation of a great day out.